J'ai essayé de faire marrer les Dublinois, ça marche pas des masses... 
Pour les anglophones :
Aha ! Aha !
Tremble, shake, quake and quiver! Through secret sources I have the line-up of Stade Français for the Leinster game! No way we're going to lose this one! 
1 - The gardener : a special talent to grow pansies (or "pensées" in French), had the misfortune to pass by when the coach was calling the team.
2 - the coach's personal assistant : shouldn't have called his boss "Dude" instead of "Boss.
3 - the coach personal assistant's mother : you don't know what these Irish girls are up to, I'd better stick my nose into this!
4 - the tall boy with a void, hazy look in his eyes : hasn't finished high school yet, but he was towering over his class so he was picked.
5 - his best mate : you'd help him to a bar stool but they are inseparable.
6 - Bill : a rugby has been, but can spell his last name without a second mistake
7 - Ned : ran out of the correction facility, never too late to mend
8 - Chris : a gentle soul, his stamps collection won the third place at the school contest
9 - The coach's dog : poodles can bite viciously you know, if you pull the ribbon on their head
10 - The nudie calendar award winner : hopes he'll still looks good after the game
11 - Josh : a craw-thumper, sings in the choir at my parrish
12 - Stan : he thought that "centre" was a reference to his political views - has never heard on Fionna Gael, or whatever you call her
13 - Stan's wife : can't escape her, she holds the visa card to pay for the pints
14 - Stan's son : alcohol majority is 15 in France, and they don't know about Irish laws
15 - A French policeman : if you'd be as lazy as a French policeman, you'd have to be a plant. He thought that Garda was a female first name.
So, change your odds at Ladbrokes! Stade Français is coming! 